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Here, you will find great cruises that will take you away from the stress of work, all at low prices!
We have all of the rooms that will fit the budgets of everyone! So if you cannot afford a suite, then maybe an interior is the right room for you!
Getaway Cruises
Ports: 24
Interior:
Amenities: A bed and a toilet.
Average price: $999 per person per night.
Ocean View:
Amenities: A bed, a toilet, a TV, free meals, and free kids club.
Average price: $99990 per person per night.
(Note: These kids come with the room, that is why the room is so messy. So good luck lol RIP.)
Balcony:
Amenities: A bed, a toilet, a TV, a balcony, free meals, and free kids club.
Average price: $999999999999 per person per night.
Suite:
Amenities: 3 beds, 2 toilets, a balcony, a TV, a piano, paintings, a kitchen (bruh what could you possibly use that for), specific room temperature settings, a personal swimming pool (because you cannot use the public one ew gross), a personal library, a personal spa (to get the most attentive spa service), free food, free kids club, free arcade, and a big poster saying "Look at those peasants in the balcony, ocean view, and interior rooms!".
Average price: $99999999999999999999999999999999999 per person per night.